Yoda and Elmo Sample Soliloquies

Okay, 8th period, you asked for it, you got it:

Be, or be not? That, the question is.
Suffering, a natural part of life is,
Yet, to transform oneself into the Force, may

for some, too scary a proposition be.

Know we not what dreams may come to us

while in the sleep of the Force we be.
For others, the dark side they choose,
their suffering giving way to despair, anger, and hatred.
Unable to cope are they with corrupt Chancellors,
Sith Lords, and Jedi whose vows they break.
Some might even his quietus make with a bare lightsaber.
But a Jedi embraces suffering,
Using the force for knowledge and defense,
Never for attack.

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hatred,

hatred leads to suffering,

and thinking too much action does prevent.

-- Soft, now you, the fair Chewbacca...

good relations with the Wookies, I have.

Elmo is confused.
Elmo doesn’t know what’s better:
To take the hard parts of Elmo’s World
Or just to kill Elmo…
What do you think, Mr. Noodle?
Mr. Noodle – if I die, you must tell my story.
But back to Elmo’s soliloquy:
To die, to sleep… If Elmo sleeps
He won’t have any more troubles, Baby.
But what happens when Elmo sleeps?
That’s the hard question Elmo can’t answer,
For who would deal with
Oscar the Grouch, or Zoe never returning Elmo’s love
But for fear of what happens when Elmo goes
To the great Sesame Street in the Sky

from which no one ever returns,

not even Mr. Hooper…
I wonder if Elmo will see Mr. Hooper again?
All this thinking makes Elmo tired.
I think I will just take a nap instead.